What In Tarnation Is An “Unknown Region”?
Only minutes after midnight, today, I discovered on my WordPress insights stats page the rather shocking “unknown region” listed on the visitor countries list. What!? What in the hell is an “unknown region”? It’s 2023 and I would think that our planet Earth has been completely mapped out! Hell, there is a thing called Google Earth that has data on every centimeter of our planet. Apparently… not good enough.
The creepy vibe of “unknown region” resonates my fears of Rob Zombie films and The Walking Dead Universe. For crap sakes. Next time someone asks me where I’m going, I’ll answer with: to an “unknown region”. God save us all. The creep meter has burst on this new revelation I uncomfortably stumbled upon.
Is an “unknown region” outer space? A portal to hell? A cave dwelling far beneath the Great Sphinx of Giza? Is it that humongous hole rumored to exist in Antarctica? A parallel universe? My guess is as good as yours. I won’t even try to ask WordPress support for the answer for they obviously don’t know either.
What is even more chilling is who visited my blog from that “unknown region”? Is it a Reptilian? Elvis? Mothman? A spirit from the other side? An evil troll from inner Earth? Something to ponder. Hopefully, one day our civilization will finally discover this “unknown region”. Metal be thy name – Stone.
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August 5, 2023 at 5:42 am
A lot of bad guy wrestlers like Missing Link came from “Regions Unknown”!
August 5, 2023 at 5:46 am
Hahahaha!!! You’re right about that! That dude was scary looking too 👀
August 5, 2023 at 5:53 am
That’s why I loved him! You’re up early dude!
August 5, 2023 at 6:02 am
I sure am. I couldn’t sleep well so I decided to be somewhat constructive. 👽
August 5, 2023 at 6:58 am
Me too…although so far I’ve just been able to take a dump and watch some Youtube. LOL
August 5, 2023 at 7:08 am
Hahahaha!! 💩😷
August 5, 2023 at 7:10 am
Ok I did dishes. Mike now winning the day.
August 5, 2023 at 7:15 am
Doing the dishes scores bonus points! It’s a win/win.
August 5, 2023 at 7:18 am
Now rewarding myself by listening to soft rock on the porch. Rod Stewart and coffee. Do you like Rod?
August 5, 2023 at 7:26 am
I do. Especially his 70s and 80s. I’m a big Carmine Appice fan, so that Blondes Have More Fun album is my favorite.
August 5, 2023 at 7:28 am
I love you Stone! LOL. I’m playing a 2 CD compilation right now…currently on some of the early stuff like Every Picture Tells A Story and Mandolin Wind. Goes good with coffee on the porch!
August 5, 2023 at 7:31 am
I also dig his album Foot Loose & Fancy Free. That Hot Legs video blew my mind when I was in 6th grade.
August 5, 2023 at 6:02 am
Maybe it’s a secret portal to Rock Heaven.
August 5, 2023 at 6:04 am
Ohhhh…. that is a nice possibility! Maybe Lemmy visited? 👀
August 5, 2023 at 6:15 am
Maybe he did or possibly Ronnie James Dio.
August 5, 2023 at 6:16 am
Now… that gave me chills!!