ROCK OF AGES Wins Metal Odyssey’s Chicken Crap Movie Soundtrack Of 2012! Plus Some More Metal and Rock ‘N Roll Thoughts for Sunday, June 10th, 2012
CHICKEN CRAP MOVIE SOUNDTRACK OF 2012:
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It’s Sunday, June 10th, 2012 and I’m passing along some more Metal and Rock ‘N Roll thoughts. If money and time were not an issue, I would jump on a plane and go to every Rock, Hard Rock and Metal festival that I see advertised.
Here’s a 2 day & 2 city Metal Festival that looks rather exciting to me:
Speaking of Rock ‘N Roll legends; The Beach Boys aren’t about to call it a day…
On June 5th, 2012, The Beach Boys released their 29th studio album: That’s Why God Made The Radio, via Capitol. It’s quite a Rockin’ feat that The Beach Boys are celebrating their 50th Anniversary in 2012; reuniting with both a new studio album and tour. I bought this CD this past week for my mother and father in-law… and they were psyched to get it! They’ve both seen The Beach Boys in concert. After all these years, I never have seen them live.
Maybe the image of Charlie Sheen sells to an unknown portion of the public, only I am bored out of my mind by his whole story right about now. Once again, another issue of Rolling Stone that I won’t be buying.
By now you’re aware that I’m calling this Rock Of Ages – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack: Chicken Crap Movie Soundtrack Of 2012. Then again, it might very well be the All-Time Chicken Crap Movie Soundtrack. I listened to the songs from this CD and I wanted to puke. This soundtrack is an embarrassment to the legendary bands whose songs are featured on it. A 100% shameful embarrassment to the entire Rock Music community.
I’ve never heard Rock You Like A Hurricane by the legendary Scorpions destroyed so badly. After I listened to Julianne Hough and Tom Cruise completely ruin Rock You Like A Hurricane, I realized there is no shame in Hollywood. Tom Cruise singing (I mean trying to sing) Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me was extremely painful and ultimately sad for me. Um, someone should remind Tom Cruise: YOU’RE NOT A ROCK STAR! A sub-par karaoke singer is Tom Cruise, yes. Rock Star… NO!
I can care less if Rock Of Ages was on Broadway too. This is about the movie soundtrack in question here. I shudder to think that any musicians from the bands represented on Rock Of Ages had any input to the production of this 20 song mess. To see these revered songs of Rock, Hard Rock and Heavy Metal go to hell like this is unimaginable to me… only it has happened and it’s chicken crap. Stinky, bacteria-infested chicken crap.
I can also sincerely state: Rock Of Ages is the All-Time Worst cover song album ever recorded. Thank God I did not buy this chicken crap Rock Of Ages CD. I highly DO NOT recommend it to anyone; especially those who want to keep the classics of Rock ‘N Metal TRUE.
METAL BE THY NAME.
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That concludes my Metal and Rock ‘N Roll thoughts for Sunday, June 10th, 2012. Sometimes things out there aren’t all that pretty and I’ll call it the way I hear and see it.
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LONG LIVE ROCK ‘N METAL.
LONG LIVE KEEPING ROCK ‘N METAL TRUE.
Stone.
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June 10, 2012 at 9:09 am
The whole idea of this ‘rock-meets-broadway’ bollocks stank to high heaven when it was first mooted, and nothing that has happened since has changed my mind. I don’t have a problem with musicals, or rock musicals per se, Ian Gillan came to prominence through Jesus Christ Superstar, for God’s sake, but trying to fit legendary Scorpions and Leppard tracks into this saccarine-laden format DOES NOT WORK. It’s like trying to turn your Trans Am into a family saloon by de-tuning it and taking out the bucket seats and fitting a baby harness. You just end up with a shit Trans -Am.
June 11, 2012 at 11:46 am
Tell it like it is Kev! Whoa and YEAH!
June 10, 2012 at 9:30 am
Hey Stone, although I haven’t heard the soundtrack I have been disgusted by Rock of Ages since that Greek poser Snuffleupagus or whatever the hell his name is played the role on Broadway. Having Tom Cruise playing the lead in this movie makes me wanna punch the shit out of whoever thought this movie and play were ever a good idea. They are openly mocking the music and lifestyle we love and it just plain pisses me off! I’m sure the covers of these songs are atrocious and I jsut can’t bring my self to spend any of my time listening to it. Thanks for reminding me to stay the hell away from it!!!!!