Archive for December 9, 2012

Christmas Album Covers That Are FUNNY! 2012 Edition From Metal Odyssey!

Posted in album covers, christmas, christmas albums, funk, Music, rock music, rock music news with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2012 by Metal Odyssey

Crazy Christmas Time - promo cover pic!

Welcome aboard to Metal Odyssey’s 2012 edition of: Christmas Album Covers That Are FUNNY! Take a look around here at these 8 funny Christmas albums; all are currently for sale on the World Wide Web. Each Christmas album cover below has made the staff here at Metal Odyssey… F’n laugh! Laughter is good Metal medicine too. The album cover (above) pretty much says it all: Crazy Christmas Time. That’s funny and true combined!

Hopefully you’ll get a chuckle from these Christmas album covers as well. Enjoy and thank you for stopping by for some (hopefully) good holiday laughter!

Boobs For Christmas - promo cover pic!

Boobs For Christmas – richard d. curtin

This album title sounds very, very good to me! Does the gal on this cover look like a dude… who looks like a lady?

Funny Cat - Christmas Songs - promo cover pic!

Funny Cat – Christmas Songs

That cat (if it’s real) looks… FUNNY! Since I’m a cat owner, this Christmas album cover is all the more FUNNY.

Motor Booty Affair - A Mothership Christmas - promo cover pic!

Motor Booty Affair – A Mothership Christmas

Now this is FUNNY! Motor Booty Affair spreads some Christmas funky cheer across the galaxy! Remember what Motor Booty Affair says:

It is your duty…to SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!

Motor Booty Affair is also having a Funky Christmas fundraiser on December 21st, in Portland Maine. For more Funkalicious details, click on the link here: Motor Booty Affair

Sexy Christmas House Tunes Vol. 2 - promo cover pic!

Sexy Christmas House Tunes Vol 2

Um… this “sexy” gal on this album cover appears to have only 1 arm and 1 leg. I feel so bad for her. I guess I shouldn’t have put this one on the “Funny List” huh?

The Hot Dogs - Holy Shit, It's Christmas - promo cover pic!

THE HOT DOGS – Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!

This Christmas CD cover needs NO images to be funny! Just the name of this band and the title to their CD is F’n funny stuff! HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY!

Holiday Classics - The Bob & Tom Show - promo cover pic!

Holiday Classics – The Bob & Tom Show

I can’t help it. This Christmas album cover just comes across as FUNNY to me. Metal be thy name.

Funny Christmas Songs! - promo cover pic!

FUNNY CHRISTMAS SONGS!

We started this feature with Santa on an album cover… now we’re ending this feature with who else? Santa! The  funny thing is… this Santa is not quite “right” looking. Add the fact that the word “FUNNY” is in this album’s title; then you have a FUNNY Christmas album cover!

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Here’s hoping you had a laugh or two… or a semi-chuckle!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELIZ NAVIDAD AND…

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Stone.

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ALL SHALL PERISH – Tour Dates w/ IN FLAMES, DEMON HUNTER And BATTLECROSS Announced!

Posted in concerts, Extreme Metal, Heavy Metal, Metal, metal music, Music, rock music, rock music news with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2012 by Metal Odyssey

In Flames - Demon Hunter - NA Tour - poster promo - 2012

Oakland California based Extreme Metal Band, ALL SHALL PERISH, have just announced the first leg of dates of their tour in support of IN FLAMES and DEMON HUNTER. The trek will span five weeks and include shows in both the U.S.A. and Canada. Look for more shows to be announced shortly.

“Oh man, this February is gonna be sick titties,” commented an ecstatic and inebriated ALL SHALL PERISH bassist by the name of Mike Tiner. “Going out with IN FLAMES, DEMON HUMTER, and BATTLECROSS? Sheeeeeit, what more could you ask for? You know, other than, some lube and a stick to bite in case the steel hurts too much. Am I right? Come out and see us, fuckers!”

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Confirmed dates so far: 

IN FLAMES, DEMON HUNTER, ALL SHALL PERISH, BATTLECROSS

2/02/13  Revolution – Ft. Lauderdale, FL

2/04/13  Georgia Theatre – Athens, GA

2/05/13  The Orange Peel – Asheville, NC

2/07/13  The Madison Theater – Covington, KY

2/08/13  Mojoe’s – Joliet, IL

2/09/13  Bourbon Theatre – Lincoln, NE

2/10/13  Boulder Theater – Boulder, CO

2/12/13  Orpheum Theatre – Flagstaff, AZ

2/13/13  House of Blues – San Diego, CA

2/14/13  The Catalyst – Santa Cruz, CA

2/15/13  Majestic Ventura Theatre – Ventura, CA

2/16/13  Knitting Factory – Reno, NV

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(Source: Facebook: Nuclear Blast USA)

* For more info on ALL SHALL PERISH, click on the links below!

http://www.allshallperish.com

http://www.facebook.com/allshallperish

http://www.twitter.com/allshallperish

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LONG LIVE ALL SHALL PERISH.

LONG LIVE IN FLAMES & DEMON HUNTER.

LONG LIVE BATTLECROSS.

Stone.

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SOILWORK – Announce “The Living Infinite” Artwork, Release Date And Track List

Posted in Metal with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2012 by Metal Odyssey

Soilwork - The Living Infinite - promo cover pic!

The Living Infinite, the ninth studio album and first double album release by Swedish Melodic Death Metal maestros SOILWORK, will be unleashed on February 27th in Asia (via license to Marquee Records), in Europe on March 1st, and in North America on March 5th.

Produced by Jens Bogren (OPETH, AMON AMARTH, BLOODBATH), The Living Infinite features artwork by MNEMIC’s Mircea Gabriel Eftemie who shares:

“Seven years ago, I created the artwork for the Stabbing The Drama album and I can’t believe how time flies! Here we are, with sexy grey hairs, working with my friends in SOILWORK again. This time, we built the cover around a maritime concept, aiming for something direct and symbolic. I believe we achieved that quite well. From my creative deck, I salute you and say: Long Live The Living Infinite.”

SOILWORK states: “After commissioning some pretty elaborate covers for the last couple of records, we decided to try something more sober and design-oriented for The Living Infinite. Who better to call than the man who created the iconic Stabbing The Drama cover? Mircea Gabriel Eftemie is not only a close friend but also an incredible graphic designer. We’re all stoked about his work which is different from anything SOILWORK has ever done and perfectly suits the elegant oceanic concept of The Living Infinite. Enjoy folks!”

Soilwork - group banner - promo - 2012

Tracklisting for The Living Infinite is as follows:

CD 1

01. Spectrum Of Eternity

02. Memories Confined

03. This Momentary Bliss

04. Tongue

05. The Living Infinite I

06. Let The First Wave Rise

07. Vesta

08. Realm Of The Wasted

09. The Windswept Mercy

10. Whispers And Lights

CD 2

01. Entering Aeons

02. Long Live The Misanthrope

03. Drowning With Silence

04. Antidotes In Passing

05. Leech

06. The Living Infinite II

07. Loyal Shadow

08. Rise Above The Sentiment

09. Parasite Blues

10. Owls Predict, Oracles Stand Guard

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(Source: Nuclear Blast Records)

* For more info on SOILWORK, click on the links below!

http://www.soilwork.org

http://www.facebook.com/soilwork

http://www.twitter.com/_soilwork

http://www.nuclearblastusa.com/

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LONG LIVE SOILWORK.

Stone.

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